Troy McClure Productions
Troy McClure Productions
Troy McClure Productions
You might remember me from...

You might remember me from such events as "The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair" and "Get Confident, Stupid!"

Bringing Hollywood glamour to Springfield since the '70s. From educational films to dinner theater, we produce entertainment that's technically professional. If it's got Troy McClure's name on it, it was definitely filmed.

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such nature films as 'Earwigs: Eww!' and 'Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory.'"

🎥 Our Productions Include

  • 📺 Educational Films - "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer"
  • 🎭 Dinner Theater - "Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!"
  • 🎬 Infomercials - Selling products you never knew you needed
  • 📽️ Medical Videos - "Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass"

⚠️ Currently not available for fish-related engagements or aquarium openings.

Get confident, stupid!

The Aztec Theater
The Aztec Theater
The Aztec Theater

Art deco elegance meets questionable carpet stains since 1927.

From golden age Hollywood premieres to modern blockbusters about radioactive monsters, we've been entertaining Springfield for generations. Our velvet curtains have witnessed first dates, last dates, and Homer falling asleep in every genre.

"You call this a bicep? This is a bicep!" - McBain (shown exclusively here)

🎥 Now Showing

  • 🦸 McBain Films - ICE TO MEET YOU
  • 🦹 Radioactive Man - Up and atom!
  • 🎭 Troy McClure Classics - "The President's Neck is Missing!"
  • 👻 Treehouse of Horror - Marathon screenings every October

🍿 The popcorn is fresh. The carpet is... experienced. The seats have memories they'll never tell.

"Ooh! A Gary Larson calendar!"

Art deco elegance meets questionable carpet stains since 1927.

From golden age Hollywood premieres to modern blockbusters about radioactive monsters, we've been entertaining Springfield for generations. Our velvet curtains have witnessed first dates, last dates, and Homer falling asleep in every genre.

"You call this a bicep? This is a bicep!" - McBain (shown exclusively here)

🎥 Now Showing

  • 🦸 McBain Films - ICE TO MEET YOU
  • 🦹 Radioactive Man - Up and atom!
  • 🎭 Troy McClure Classics - "The President's Neck is Missing!"
  • 👻 Treehouse of Horror - Marathon screenings every October

🍿 The popcorn is fresh. The carpet is... experienced. The seats have memories they'll never tell.

"Ooh! A Gary Larson calendar!"

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☢️ Radioactive Man Premier Night

Jan 3
☢️ Radioactive Man Premier Night - Flyer

About

☢️ UP AND ATOM!

The premiere of Springfield's greatest superhero film!

"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" - Rainier Wolfcastle

🦸 Featuring

  • ☢️ Radioactive Man - Rainier Wolfcastle in his finest role
  • 👦 Fallout Boy Tryouts - On stage! Say "Jiminy jilikers" correctly to win!
  • 🥽 Goggles Giveaway - "The goggles do nothing!" edition
  • 🎬 Meet the Cast - Those who survived production

🎬 Production Notes

  • 📍 Filmed on location in Springfield (until the town kicked them out)
  • 💰 Budget: $30 million (mostly acid pits)
  • 🤕 Injuries on set: 47 (all stunt-related... mostly)
  • 🎭 Milhouse's audition: "Up and at them!" - REJECTED

"Jiminy jilikers!" - Fallout Boy (correct pronunciation)

⚠️ Warning: Real radioactive material was NOT used in the filming of this movie. Probably.