Art deco elegance meets questionable carpet stains since 1927.
From golden age Hollywood premieres to modern blockbusters about radioactive monsters, we've been entertaining Springfield for generations. Our velvet curtains have witnessed first dates, last dates, and Homer falling asleep in every genre.
"You call this a bicep? This is a bicep!" - McBain (shown exclusively here)
š„ Now Showing
- 𦸠McBain Films - ICE TO MEET YOU
- 𦹠Radioactive Man - Up and atom!
- š Troy McClure Classics - "The President's Neck is Missing!"
- š» Treehouse of Horror - Marathon screenings every October
šæ The popcorn is fresh. The carpet is... experienced. The seats have memories they'll never tell.
"Ooh! A Gary Larson calendar!"
Art deco elegance meets questionable carpet stains since 1927.
From golden age Hollywood premieres to modern blockbusters about radioactive monsters, we've been entertaining Springfield for generations. Our velvet curtains have witnessed first dates, last dates, and Homer falling asleep in every genre.
"You call this a bicep? This is a bicep!" - McBain (shown exclusively here)
š„ Now Showing
- 𦸠McBain Films - ICE TO MEET YOU
- 𦹠Radioactive Man - Up and atom!
- š Troy McClure Classics - "The President's Neck is Missing!"
- š» Treehouse of Horror - Marathon screenings every October
šæ The popcorn is fresh. The carpet is... experienced. The seats have memories they'll never tell.
"Ooh! A Gary Larson calendar!"
About
Hi, I'm Troy McClure! š¬
You may remember me from such film festivals as "The Decaffeinated Man vs. The Case of the Missing Coffee" and "P is for Psycho." ā
"Get confident, stupid!" - Troy McClure, motivational speaker
š„ Tonight's Features
- š¬ "The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel"
- š "Dial M for Murderousness"
- š½ "The President's Neck is Missing"
- šŖ "Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms"
- š "Leper in the Backfield"
š Theater Extras
- šø Troy McClure Photo Op - $15 (autograph extra)
- š½ļø Vintage Trailers - From Troy's extensive filmography
- šæ Concessions - Popcorn, Buzz Cola, and Krusty-O's
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from tonight!" ā