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SUMMARY:🎥 Hans Moleman Film Festival at The Aztec Theater
DESCRIPTION:"Man Getting Hit by Football" &amp\; More!\nAcademy Award-nominated cinema from Springfield's most enduring victim.\n\n"I was saying Boo-urns!" - Hans Moleman\n\nTonight's Films\n\n"Man Getting Hit by Football" - Academy Award nominee (lost to "A Burns for All Seasons") 🏈\n"Hans Moleman Productions Presents: Hans Moleman Productions"\n"The Trials of Hans Moleman" - A documentary of suffering\n"Hans Moleman in 'Driving to the Store'" - Short film\n\n\nFun Facts\n\nHans Moleman is 31 years old (hard to believe\, we know)\nHe's "died" 26 times on screen\nStill waiting for that Oscar\n"Nobody's gay for Moleman"\n\n"Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!"\n⚠️ Warning: Film may cause feelings of profound sadness and/or groin sympathy pain.\n
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LOCATION:Springfield\, MO\, USA
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