Troy McClure Productions
Troy McClure Productions
Troy McClure Productions
You might remember me from...

You might remember me from such events as "The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair" and "Get Confident, Stupid!"

Bringing Hollywood glamour to Springfield since the '70s. From educational films to dinner theater, we produce entertainment that's technically professional. If it's got Troy McClure's name on it, it was definitely filmed.

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such nature films as 'Earwigs: Eww!' and 'Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory.'"

đŸŽ„ Our Productions Include

  • đŸ“ș Educational Films - "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer"
  • 🎭 Dinner Theater - "Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!"
  • 🎬 Infomercials - Selling products you never knew you needed
  • đŸ“œïž Medical Videos - "Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass"

⚠ Currently not available for fish-related engagements or aquarium openings.

Get confident, stupid!

The Aztec Theater
The Aztec Theater
The Aztec Theater

Art deco elegance meets questionable carpet stains since 1927.

From golden age Hollywood premieres to modern blockbusters about radioactive monsters, we've been entertaining Springfield for generations. Our velvet curtains have witnessed first dates, last dates, and Homer falling asleep in every genre.

"You call this a bicep? This is a bicep!" - McBain (shown exclusively here)

đŸŽ„ Now Showing

  • 🩾 McBain Films - ICE TO MEET YOU
  • đŸŠč Radioactive Man - Up and atom!
  • 🎭 Troy McClure Classics - "The President's Neck is Missing!"
  • đŸ‘» Treehouse of Horror - Marathon screenings every October

🍿 The popcorn is fresh. The carpet is... experienced. The seats have memories they'll never tell.

"Ooh! A Gary Larson calendar!"

Art deco elegance meets questionable carpet stains since 1927.

From golden age Hollywood premieres to modern blockbusters about radioactive monsters, we've been entertaining Springfield for generations. Our velvet curtains have witnessed first dates, last dates, and Homer falling asleep in every genre.

"You call this a bicep? This is a bicep!" - McBain (shown exclusively here)

đŸŽ„ Now Showing

  • 🩾 McBain Films - ICE TO MEET YOU
  • đŸŠč Radioactive Man - Up and atom!
  • 🎭 Troy McClure Classics - "The President's Neck is Missing!"
  • đŸ‘» Treehouse of Horror - Marathon screenings every October

🍿 The popcorn is fresh. The carpet is... experienced. The seats have memories they'll never tell.

"Ooh! A Gary Larson calendar!"

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đŸ’„ McBain Double Feature

Jan 2-3
Jan 2, 8:00 PM - 3, 12:00 AM
đŸ’„ McBain Double Feature - Flyer

About

ICE TO MEET YOU!

Rainier Wolfcastle IS McBain in this explosive double feature!

"Right now I'm thinking about holding another meeting... IN BED!" - McBain

Tonight's Films

  • "McBain: Let's Get Silly" (1991) - The one with the ice cream van
  • "McBain IV: Fatal Discharge" - MENDOZA!

What to Expect

  • Commie-nazis getting what they deserve
  • One-liners that don't make sense in context
  • Senator Mendoza's ultimate comeuppance
  • Explosions - Approximately 47 per film đŸ’„
  • Sunglasses - McBain never takes them off

Included

  • Free popcorn (it's showtime)
  • One-liner cards for audience participation
  • Mendoza effigy (for throwing things at)

"The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million." - Rainier Wolfcastle