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Troy McClure Productions
Troy McClure Productions

You might remember me from such events as "The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair" and "Get Confident, Stupid!"

Bringing Hollywood glamour to Springfield since the '70s. From educational films to dinner theater, we produce entertainment that's technically professional. If it's got Troy McClure's name on it, it was definitely filmed.

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such nature films as 'Earwigs: Eww!' and 'Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory.'"

🎥 Our Productions Include

  • 📺 Educational Films - "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer"
  • 🎭 Dinner Theater - "Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!"
  • 🎬 Infomercials - Selling products you never knew you needed
  • 📽️ Medical Videos - "Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass"

⚠️ Currently not available for fish-related engagements or aquarium openings.

Get confident, stupid!

The Aztec Theater
The Aztec Theater

Art deco elegance meets questionable carpet stains since 1927.

From golden age Hollywood premieres to modern blockbusters about radioactive monsters, we've been entertaining Springfield for generations. Our velvet curtains have witnessed first dates, last dates, and Homer falling asleep in every genre.

"You call this a bicep? This is a bicep!" - McBain (shown exclusively here)

🎥 Now Showing

  • 🦸 McBain Films - ICE TO MEET YOU
  • 🦹 Radioactive Man - Up and atom!
  • 🎭 Troy McClure Classics - "The President's Neck is Missing!"
  • 👻 Treehouse of Horror - Marathon screenings every October

🍿 The popcorn is fresh. The carpet is... experienced. The seats have memories they'll never tell.

"Ooh! A Gary Larson calendar!"

Art deco elegance meets questionable carpet stains since 1927.

From golden age Hollywood premieres to modern blockbusters about radioactive monsters, we've been entertaining Springfield for generations. Our velvet curtains have witnessed first dates, last dates, and Homer falling asleep in every genre.

"You call this a bicep? This is a bicep!" - McBain (shown exclusively here)

🎥 Now Showing

  • 🦸 McBain Films - ICE TO MEET YOU
  • 🦹 Radioactive Man - Up and atom!
  • 🎭 Troy McClure Classics - "The President's Neck is Missing!"
  • 👻 Treehouse of Horror - Marathon screenings every October

🍿 The popcorn is fresh. The carpet is... experienced. The seats have memories they'll never tell.

"Ooh! A Gary Larson calendar!"

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🎬 Troy McClure Film Festival

Nov 26
EST Weekly · Thursday
More dates Thu, Dec 3 Thu, Dec 10 Thu, Dec 17
From $15

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Hi, I'm Troy McClure! 🎬

You may remember me from such film festivals as "The Decaffeinated Man vs. The Case of the Missing Coffee" and "P is for Psycho." ☕

"Get confident, stupid!" - Troy McClure, motivational speaker

🎥 Tonight's Features

  • 🔬 "The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel"
  • 📞 "Dial M for Murderousness"
  • 🗽 "The President's Neck is Missing"
  • 💪 "Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms"
  • 🏈 "Leper in the Backfield"

🎭 Theater Extras

  • 📸 Troy McClure Photo Op - $15 (autograph extra)
  • 📽️ Vintage Trailers - From Troy's extensive filmography
  • 🍿 Concessions - Popcorn, Buzz Cola, and Krusty-O's

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from tonight!" ⭐

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