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SUMMARY:Comic Book Guy's Worst. Event. Ever. at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🦸 Worst. Event. EVER. (Or Best?)\nHosted by Springfield's most sarcastic resident\, Comic Book Guy!\n\n"Ooh\, a sarcasm detector. That's a REAL useful invention." - Comic Book Guy\n\n🎭 Tonight's Activities\n\n👎 Worst Costume Contest - Intentionally bad only\n💀 Trivia: Name characters who've died and returned (long list)\n🤖 "There Is No Emoticon for What I Am Feeling" Workshop\n🌮 Taco Bell Dog Memorial - "Yo quiero Taco Bell" (RIP)\n\n\n😐 Comic Book Guy's Greatest Quotes\n\n📺 "Worst episode ever."\n💔 "I've wasted my life."\n🍩 "Ooh\, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."\n🦸 "I must get back to my comic book store\, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Worst Costume: Rare comic book (maybe)\n🥈 Best Sarcasm: A raised eyebrow from CBG\n🥉 Participation: "Worst. Attendee. Ever." certificate\n\n"Loneliest guy in the world" seeks company. No eye contact required.\n
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LOCATION:Springfield\, MO\, USA
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