Troy McClure Productions
Troy McClure Productions
Troy McClure Productions
You might remember me from...

You might remember me from such events as "The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair" and "Get Confident, Stupid!"

Bringing Hollywood glamour to Springfield since the '70s. From educational films to dinner theater, we produce entertainment that's technically professional. If it's got Troy McClure's name on it, it was definitely filmed.

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such nature films as 'Earwigs: Eww!' and 'Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory.'"

🎥 Our Productions Include

  • 📺 Educational Films - "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer"
  • 🎭 Dinner Theater - "Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!"
  • 🎬 Infomercials - Selling products you never knew you needed
  • 📽️ Medical Videos - "Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass"

⚠️ Currently not available for fish-related engagements or aquarium openings.

Get confident, stupid!

Springfield Community Center
Springfield Community Center
Springfield Community Center

Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).

Hosting town halls, talent shows, AA meetings, and everything in between since the town's founding. Our multipurpose room has seen it all—from beauty pageants to monorail votes to that incident we're legally not allowed to discuss.

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson

📋 Recent Events

  • 🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
  • 🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
  • 🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
  • 🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796

Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.

⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.

Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).

Hosting town halls, talent shows, AA meetings, and everything in between since the town's founding. Our multipurpose room has seen it all—from beauty pageants to monorail votes to that incident we're legally not allowed to discuss.

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson

📋 Recent Events

  • 🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
  • 🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
  • 🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
  • 🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796

Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.

⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.

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Radioactive Man Auditions

Jan 5
Radioactive Man Auditions - Flyer

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☢️ JIMINY JILIKERS! Open Auditions!

The search for the next Fallout Boy is ON!

"Up and atom!" "Up and at them!" "...Up and ATOM!" "...better." - The audition process

📋 Requirements

  • 🗣️ Must be able to say "Jiminy jilikers!" correctly (no "Jiminy JILLIKERS")
  • ☢️ Radiation resistance preferred but not required
  • 🚫 No Milhouse - He didn't say it right. Twice.
  • 👦 Age: Young enough to play a sidekick

🎭 Audition Process

  1. 📝 Line reading: "Jiminy jilikers, Radioactive Man!"
  2. 🎬 Screen test: Stand next to Rainier Wolfcastle
  3. 🥽 Goggle test: Put them on, look cool
  4. ☢️ Radiation exposure: (simulated... probably)

🥽 Equipment Provided

  • Goggles (they do nothing)
  • Fallout Boy costume (one size fits most)
  • Radioactive glow stick (not actually radioactive)

"Real acid?!" - Milhouse, discovering the movie's budget