About
🦸 Worst. Event. EVER. (Or Best?)
Hosted by Springfield's most sarcastic resident, Comic Book Guy!
"Ooh, a sarcasm detector. That's a REAL useful invention." - Comic Book Guy
🎭 Tonight's Activities
- 👎 Worst Costume Contest - Intentionally bad only
- 💀 Trivia: Name characters who've died and returned (long list)
- 🤖 "There Is No Emoticon for What I Am Feeling" Workshop
- 🌮 Taco Bell Dog Memorial - "Yo quiero Taco Bell" (RIP)
😐 Comic Book Guy's Greatest Quotes
- 📺 "Worst episode ever."
- 💔 "I've wasted my life."
- 🍩 "Ooh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."
- 🦸 "I must get back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."
🏆 Prizes
- 🥇 Worst Costume: Rare comic book (maybe)
- 🥈 Best Sarcasm: A raised eyebrow from CBG
- 🥉 Participation: "Worst. Attendee. Ever." certificate
"Loneliest guy in the world" seeks company. No eye contact required.

