You might remember me from...

You might remember me from such events as "The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair" and "Get Confident, Stupid!"

Bringing Hollywood glamour to Springfield since the '70s. From educational films to dinner theater, we produce entertainment that's technically professional. If it's got Troy McClure's name on it, it was definitely filmed.

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such nature films as 'Earwigs: Eww!' and 'Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory.'"

🎥 Our Productions Include

📺 Educational Films - "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer"
🎭 Dinner Theater - "Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!"
🎬 Infomercials - Selling products you never knew you needed
📽️ Medical Videos - "Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass"

⚠️ Currently not available for fish-related engagements or aquarium openings.

Get confident, stupid!

Springfield Community Center

Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).

Hosting town halls, talent shows, AA meetings, and everything in between since the town's founding. Our multipurpose room has seen it all—from beauty pageants to monorail votes to that incident we're legally not allowed to discuss.

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson

📋 Recent Events

🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796

Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.

⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.

Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson

📋 Recent Events

🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796

Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.

⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.

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Comic Book Guy's Worst. Event. Ever.

Name: Comic Book Guy's Worst. Event. Ever.
Start: 2026-01-06T18:00:00-05:00
End: 2026-01-06T21:00:00-05:00
Location: Springfield Community Center

Jan 6

Tuesday, January 6 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM

Springfield Community Center Springfield

Comic Book Guy's Worst. Event. Ever. - Flyer

About

🦸 Worst. Event. EVER. (Or Best?)

Hosted by Springfield's most sarcastic resident, Comic Book Guy!

"Ooh, a sarcasm detector. That's a REAL useful invention." - Comic Book Guy

🎭 Tonight's Activities

👎 Worst Costume Contest - Intentionally bad only
💀 Trivia: Name characters who've died and returned (long list)
🤖 "There Is No Emoticon for What I Am Feeling" Workshop
🌮 Taco Bell Dog Memorial - "Yo quiero Taco Bell" (RIP)

😐 Comic Book Guy's Greatest Quotes

📺 "Worst episode ever."
💔 "I've wasted my life."
🍩 "Ooh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."
🦸 "I must get back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."

🏆 Prizes

🥇 Worst Costume: Rare comic book (maybe)
🥈 Best Sarcasm: A raised eyebrow from CBG
🥉 Participation: "Worst. Attendee. Ever." certificate

"Loneliest guy in the world" seeks company. No eye contact required.